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Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh

Uncredited Lesbian Bar Singer

All a girl needs to live and love.

cityofathena:

honk-honk-its-gamzee:

moistchunkyslurp:

annabellebanna:

omg i am laughing so hard at the Miss Universe costume category

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you got poland lookin nice

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Namibia workin it

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Costa Rica goin big, what did you expect

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Haiti fuckin rockin it

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Great Britain got damn

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Switzerland hell yeah

and then

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….Miss USA.

we had to be a fucking transformer

is this real life

reblogging this again just to add
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canada HAD TO BE a fuckign mountie are you kidding me

but did you guys see this: 

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DAMN MÉXICO

(via detectivecabbage)

hellboundwitch:

Reasons Why I’m a Member of the Sacred Order of the Dollar Tree of Life:

  1. Decorative Crow from Dollar Tree — $1
  2. Lodge 1-Pint Country Kettle from Amazon — Currently $12.59 + Shipping (I paid $13.99)
  3. Dupioni Silk Fat Quarter from Etsy — Currently $4.25 + Shipping (I paid $3.50 + Shipping)
  4. Glass Prayer Candles from Dollar Tree — $1 Each
  5. Red and Orange Glass Vases from Dollar Tree — $1 Each
  6. Glass from Dollar Tree — $1
  7. Drawer Shelf from Texas Thrift — Less than $4
  8. Crystal Pumpkin from Tuesday Morning — $20
  9. Glass Jar from Dollar Tree — $1
  10. Plate Stand from Tuesday Morning — $4
  11. Marble Mortar and Pestle from Ross — $7
  12. Brass Candle Holder from Goodwill — $0.49
  13. Black Bowl from Dollar Tree — $1
  14. Clear and Red Glass Lanterns from Dollar Tree — $1 Each
  15. Buttons from Tuesday Morning — $3 for Assorted Jar
  16. Glass Bowl from Dollar Tree — $1
  17. Red Leaf Fat Quarter from Tuesday Morning — $4 for an Assorted Package

(if i got the numbering wrong on those forgive me, i’m actually half asleep)

The most expensive thing on my altar was $20. And admittedly, it was originally $60, but I bought it from a discount store, because if I don’t see “Compare At —-” on the price tag I start to sweat. (I didn’t list the book but it came from Half Price Books.)

Even the Apollo bust I eventually added was from an outlet store, on sale for $9.99. Which makes it the third most expensive thing on my altar now, for the record.

(via freeboxwitch)


The Monks of Mycology, despite the name, were an entirely secular order specializing in the study of fungi. After years of intensive training in finding and identifying mushrooms, the young monks were bonded telepathically to intelligent truffle pigs and sent forth into the world.
The other people with telepathic animals—horses, dragons, birds of prey, wolves and so on—were extremely sarcastic about the whole pig thing. The monks ignored this, for three reasons.
1) Pigs are highly intelligent animals, unlike birds of prey, which are only intelligent about things that matter to birds of prey, and dragons, whose brains can be compared to a homicidal grapefruit.
2) While dragons and wolves are all very impressive in battle, most of the Monasteries of Mycology kept on staff a number of grizzled warriors bonded to thousand-pound battle-boars. An angry sixty-pound wolf is an alarming sight, but a half-ton of enraged boar is a whole ‘nother kettle of fish. The Monasteries had no problems whatsoever with security.
This was occasionally important because:
3) White truffles retail for up to $2000 a pound.
This last fact meant that, while people with the charismatic telepathic mammals were off working as mercenaries or hunting guides, the Monks of Mycology tended to retire early and comfortably, and dedicate themselves to philanthropy, gardening, radish-collecting, or anything else that amused them, while their pigs led a pampered existence in heated sheds attached to the house.  - Ursula Vernon

The Monks of Mycology, despite the name, were an entirely secular order specializing in the study of fungi. After years of intensive training in finding and identifying mushrooms, the young monks were bonded telepathically to intelligent truffle pigs and sent forth into the world.

The other people with telepathic animals—horses, dragons, birds of prey, wolves and so on—were extremely sarcastic about the whole pig thing. The monks ignored this, for three reasons.

1) Pigs are highly intelligent animals, unlike birds of prey, which are only intelligent about things that matter to birds of prey, and dragons, whose brains can be compared to a homicidal grapefruit.

2) While dragons and wolves are all very impressive in battle, most of the Monasteries of Mycology kept on staff a number of grizzled warriors bonded to thousand-pound battle-boars. An angry sixty-pound wolf is an alarming sight, but a half-ton of enraged boar is a whole ‘nother kettle of fish. The Monasteries had no problems whatsoever with security.

This was occasionally important because:

3) White truffles retail for up to $2000 a pound.

This last fact meant that, while people with the charismatic telepathic mammals were off working as mercenaries or hunting guides, the Monks of Mycology tended to retire early and comfortably, and dedicate themselves to philanthropy, gardening, radish-collecting, or anything else that amused them, while their pigs led a pampered existence in heated sheds attached to the house.  - Ursula Vernon

(via seananmcguire)

fireandwonder:

ccharlesxavier:

i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego

No. 

Mann vs. Wilde.

Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.

Give it to me.

(via whineandbeer)

akshully:

The Fool - Stella - Played by Carina Perez1/5
I was commissioned to work on 5 cards for the awesome new webseries MisSpelled. They are launching a kickstarter which can be found here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1320123977/misspelled-a-fantastical-witchy-web-series.
The talented cast and enchanting story make this Webseries a must watch! I will be posting the cards I have been working on this week. Please support this amazing project, depending on your donation you can receive one of the cards that feature one of the characters from the show. Support indie and POC in film.

akshully:

The Fool - Stella - Played by Carina Perez
1/5

I was commissioned to work on 5 cards for the awesome new webseries MisSpelled. They are launching a kickstarter which can be found here: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1320123977/misspelled-a-fantastical-witchy-web-series.

The talented cast and enchanting story make this Webseries a must watch! I will be posting the cards I have been working on this week. Please support this amazing project, depending on your donation you can receive one of the cards that feature one of the characters from the show. Support indie and POC in film.

(Source: akshully)

whineandbeer:

uglygirlsclub:

rosalindrobertson:

quinsies:

hobbitdragon:

is anyone actually allowed to look this celestial, I don’t understand
this person looks like they straight up descended from the heavens on a cloud of tastefully subdued knitwear

#he does look like the moon personified
Agreed

also check the way the scarf is tied. Outstanding.

amazing


"descended from the heavens on a cloud of tastefully subdued knitwear"

I think he looks like Grandfather Death from kayla-bird's novel My Lady King

whineandbeer:

uglygirlsclub:

rosalindrobertson:

quinsies:

hobbitdragon:

is anyone actually allowed to look this celestial, I don’t understand

this person looks like they straight up descended from the heavens on a cloud of tastefully subdued knitwear

Agreed

also check the way the scarf is tied. Outstanding.

amazing

"descended from the heavens on a cloud of tastefully subdued knitwear"

I think he looks like Grandfather Death from kayla-bird's novel My Lady King

(Source: enversdudecor)

anti-human-skills:

IS ANYONE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE CANON GAY SHIP IN THE LITTLEST PET SHOP CARTOON?

…the pink one is named Tootsie? Um, Hasbro, I see what you did there.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Me taking my future little one trick or treating
SHE IS A PUMPKIN
Please give her candy, humans
And tell her her costume looks nice :)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

Me taking my future little one trick or treating

SHE IS A PUMPKIN

Please give her candy, humans

And tell her her costume looks nice :)