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Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh

Uncredited Lesbian Bar Singer

All a girl needs to live and love.

I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
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  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

SEX PAPERWORK OH MY GLOB

MY INNER GODDESS NEEDS TO READ THIS FANFIC

alaynes:

WHAT A QUEER TALE | a mix of songs that remind me of fairytales and girls in love | (credit)

i. gently as she goes; karliene // ii. summer wine; coeur de pirate // iii. scarborough fair; emily zea // iv. riverside; agnes obel // v. knight of noir; susanne sundfør // vi. black widow; anna ternheim // vii. beast; agnes obel // viii. liar, liar; a fine frenzy // ix. little red riding hood; amanda seyfried // x. i am your echo; kari // xi. keeley; emily jane white // xii. rangers; a fine frenzy // xiii. marsh kings’s daughter; eisley

alaynes:

WHAT A QUEER TALE | a mix of songs that remind me of fairytales and girls in love | (credit)

i. gently as she goes; karliene // ii. summer wine; coeur de pirate // iii. scarborough fair; emily zea // iv. riverside; agnes obel // v. knight of noir; susanne sundfør // vi. black widow; anna ternheim // vii. beast; agnes obel // viii. liar, liar; a fine frenzy // ix. little red riding hood; amanda seyfried // x. i am your echo; kari // xi. keeley; emily jane white // xii. rangers; a fine frenzy // xiii. marsh kings’s daughter; eisley

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archiemcphee:

Artist Kevin Champeny (previously featured here) just completed an awesome new, spectacularly detailed mosaic entitled School of Transcendence. This beautiful koi and the water through which it’s swimming are made of 25,000 hand cast resin fish. That’s a lot of tiny fish.

The finished piece measures 42” x 60” x 1.5”. The longer we look at it, the more we keep expecting this dazzling school of fish to suddenly burst apart as each tiny fish swims away.

[via kchampeny]

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watamato:

been feeling kind of paranoid lately

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Take that time by yourself to get to know yourself and rediscover what makes you shine. Don’t surrender yourself to waiting, and don’t stay isolated for too long, because there’s a beautiful you the world is dying to meet. 

comics that end sadly but wind up being replied to with love are what I live for

(via detectivecabbage)

bogleech:

Moose toys now makes both “The Trash Pack” and a more wholesome line called “Shopkins” and you’re not gonna convince me they don’t share continuity clearly whatever force brings Shopkins to life just never stops working

The problem that needs to be fixed is not kick all the girls out of YA, it’s teach boys that stories featuring female protagonists or written by female authors also apply to them. Boys fall in love. Boys want to be important. Boys have hopes and fears and dreams and ambitions. What boys also have is a sexist society in which they are belittled for “liking girl stuff.” Male is neutral, female is specific.

I heard someone mention that Sarah Rees Brennan’s THE DEMON’S LEXICON would be great for boys, but they’d never read it with that cover. Friends, then the problem is NOT with the book. It’s with the society that’s raising that boy. It’s with the community who inculcated that boy with the idea that he can’t read a book with an attractive guy on the cover.

Here’s how we solve the OMG SO MANY GIRLS IN YA problem: quit treating women like secondary appendages. Quit treating women’s art like it’s a niche, novelty creation only for girls. Quit teaching boys to fear the feminine, quit insisting that it’s a hardship for men to have to relate to anything that doesn’t specifically cater to them.

Because if I can watch Raiders of the Lost Ark and want to grow up to be an archaeologist, there’s no reason at all that a boy shouldn’t be able to read THE DEMON’S LEXICON with its cover on. My friends, sexism doesn’t just hurt women, and our young men’s abysmal rate of attraction to literacy is the proof of it.

If you want to fix the male literary crisis, here’s your solution:

Become a feminist.

The Problem is Not the Books, Saundra Mitchell (via silverstags)

OMG THIS THIS THIS THIS!!!!!

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Aw fuck yeah!

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