This year get her…an Anteater.
So, I was at the jewelers, about to get you some diamonds, when I saw this funny looking mammal and thought of you. Happy Valentines Day!
That would be the best valentine anyone could ever get me. I think my immediate response would be to squeal and baby-talk to it. “Youuuuu are soooo funny-looking! Look at your nose. It’s soooooo long! Do we have any ants? Do you eat anything besides ants? I will find out because you are sooooo cuuuuute!”
Reblogging for indielowercase’s reaction. Awww.